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Excerpt from A to Z of Absolute Zaniness

Aa Auntie Ada

Auntie Ada went to Africa.
In Africa Auntie Ada met Albert.
Albert was an alligator.
Albert gave Auntie Ada an apple.
Auntie Ada ate the apple
and
Albert ate Auntie Ada.


Bb Barney Bear

Barney Bear bought a bee in a bottle.
The bee in the bottle kept buzzing.
Barney became bored with the bee buzzing in the bottle,
so
that bad bear broke the bottle.
The bee buzzed into the bush
and
Barney went back and bought a beetle in a box.